Category: Strictly Spoiler

Time for the final time to reveal……

Actually scratch that. Er guys…… the final is LIVE! There’s another show on after Atlantis! Which features lots of triangles. Triangles are good!

Not even the BBC is stupid enough to pre record the final results of their main flagship reality show. So watch that to find out the results at the exact time as everyone else, myself included. Just don’t bank on them telling you who was second or third. They didn’t last year!

By all means complain to the BBC if you want

Time for the final time this year (yes not even the BBC are stupid enough to pre record the results of the final of their flagship reality show) to reveal what the BBC don’t think you need to know until tomorrow night. And that is who fell at the final hurdle and who made it into next weeks live final. So thanks to the miracle that is the Internet and its ability to rapidly transmit information around the globe in seconds, here are the results:

Natalie and Patrick had to dance off. The judges saved Natalie. Patrick was eliminated. Sophie, Natalie, Abbey and Susanna are the finalists. All female final!!!!

Complain if you want to the BBC. They won’t listen!

Brucie was away having a 3rd set of his longevity treatments, but for one contestant the longevity is well and truly over. And thanks to the miracle of the internet, for the penultimate time (yes not even the BBC is stupid enough to prerecord the final) you can find out the result before the BBC think you need to know. So here it is:

Patrick and Ashley had to dance off. The judges saved Patrick. Ashley (and more importantly Ola *sob*) was eliminated.

Complaints to the BBC while I go have a good cry