Brucie was away having a 3rd set of his longevity treatments, but for one contestant the longevity is well and truly over. And thanks to the miracle of the internet, for the penultimate time (yes not even the BBC is stupid enough to prerecord the final) you can find out the result before the BBC think you need to know. So here it is:
Patrick and Ashley had to dance off. The judges saved Patrick. Ashley (and more importantly Ola *sob*) was eliminated.
Complaints to the BBC while I go have a good cry